Lyrics Needed!

So, no matter how hard I try, I can never write lyrics better than a 2nd-grade poem about boogers...

And my personal efforts to squeeze decent lyrics out of my friends has become fruitless and exhausting, except for a select few.

Therefore I'm calling on all MySpacers, bloggers, readers, anyone for help! I need lyrics for about a 4-5 minute song. It doesn't necessarily need a verse, chorus and bridge like generic songs do. If it's all one long, story-telling verse, that's okay. I will then choose whose lyrics I will use in new songs. I might change the order of the lyrics to fit the music better, but not the lyrics themselves.

Any lyrics will do as long as they meet this criteria:

no foul language

no sexual innuendos or worse

nothing illegal (car jackings, shooting sprees, rape, etc.)

nothing too "emo" (everybody hates me, I'm alone, etc.)

Pretty much something you can have your grandmother listen to on Easter Sunday with the Pope by her side without wetting her Depends.

You can either send them to hypothyptica@hotmail.com or you can go to the official Hypothyptica MySpace profile and send it in a message.

Thank you for any and all lyrics. I may or may not choose yours, but I will choose as many as I can to fit into new songs. Thank you.

- J/Hypothyptica